A conversation overheard by Dooce:
First guy: “Dude, you got Internet where you live?”
Second guy: “Um… what?”
First guy: “The INTERNET! You know, Google and stuff.”
Second guy: “Dude, it’s 2009. The Internet is everywhere. Of course I have it where I live.”
First guy: “It’s not everywhere, man. It’s not in the woods and shit. They don’t run those wires out into the middle of nowhere.”
Second guy: “Okay, maybe not in the woods, but most people have access to the Internet.”
First guy: “Or out in the ocean. I bet you can’t get the Internet on a boat.”
Second guy: “Well, see, they make these things where you can access the Internet wirelessly.”
First guy: “Wire-what?”
Second guy: “Wirelessly. It works kind of like a cell phone. Do you know what a USB port is?”
First guy: “Dude, whatever. That’s all future shit. Sounds like you’re speaking Italian.”
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